Wednesday, April 11, 2007

This Guy Makes Me Wish I Was Available

My friend and I were recently searching Craig's List. I think we found the perfect guy for her. Here is a list of 100 qualities in a woman/girl this particular guy is looking for (misspellings included). My personal favorites are #6, 13, 46, 63, 70 and 93.

So my friends and I decided to come up with lists of qualities we were looking for in someone of the opposite sex. Here's mine.
1. No kids
2. Educated
3. Able to support herself finacially
4. Independent
5. Can make her own decisions
6. Doesn't have to talk to her mom everyday
7. Must like dogs
8. Be at least 23
9. Likes to have sex
10. Committed to being fit
11. Reads books
12. Not anorexic
13. Comfortble with me being short
14. Has a sense of humor
15. Doesn't take everything I say personally
16. Doesn't cry easily
17. Not easily offended
18. Willing to play X-Box
19. Gets high or is comfortable with me getting high
20. Doesnt' get totally wasted every time they go out
21. Trustworthy and loyal
22. Can handle watching an action or comic book movie
23. Comfortable with own sexuality
24. Mentally stable
25. Accepts my passion for Star Wars
26. Action figures do not have to have their own room
27. No vegitarians or vegans
28. Like people I respect
29. Must be well groomed
30. Doesn't live with her parents
31. Likes concerts
32. Dependable
33. Doesn't gross out easily
34. Swallows
35. Good teeth
36. No V.D.
37. Assertive
38. Confident
39. Doesn't like to go clubbing
40. No handicapped signs
41. Monogomus
42. No uggs
43. Not trendy
44. No drama
45. All natural
46. No extra beef, not beat up (in the vaginal area)
47. No "drug" problems
48. No gambling freaks
49. Showers regularly
50. Doesn't wear so much make up that it has to be washed off with a fire hose
51. No continuous P.D.A.s
52. Not the jealous type
53. Likes to watch movies
54. Not extremely messy
55. Doesn't wear spandex
56. Affectionate
57. No hippies
58. Eats more meat thatn just chicken
59. Not overly materialistic
60. Doesn't push me to be religious
61. No shaved heads
62. Must be able to watch hockey and football
63. Won't expect me to wear a belt
64. No nagging
65. No constant whining
66. Not bitchy
67. Values my opinion
68. Supportive
69. Can't be an extremely girly girl
70. Has friends
71. Doesn't count calories
72. Wears clothes that fit her body type
73. Good personal hygiene
74. Capable of sharing thoughts, feelings, and emotions
75. Knows what she wants
76. Will make the first move
77. Will let me know how she feels about me
78. Romantic at heart
79. Can keep confidences
80. Good kisser
81. Appreciates when I do nice things
82. Doesnt' like to fight
83. Accepts that gym time is a non-negotiable quantity (preferably works out with me)
84. Has some weirdness
85. Makes me laugh
86. Plays board, card, or trivia games
87. Always says good game after slapping someone on the ass
88. Doesn't go to bed angry
89. Wouldn't go on a reality show
90. Drinks beer
91. Likes grilled food
92. Can have fun not going out
93. Thinks about things logically a majority of the time
94. Not obsessed with celebrities
95. Not a hypochondriac
96. Likes to go on field trips
97. Likes my wardrobe or at least doesn't want to change it
98. Not selfish
99. Will do nice things for me
100. No high fives


You can see his full profile with picture right here.

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