It's Kaiser, Not Amel, You Jackass

I have been given the most exciting project in the whole entire world. Find a weimaraner puppy for my dad. I agreed to do this on one condition - HE HAS TO NAME HIS DAMN DOG AMEL! For some reason, my dad thinks it is hilarious to call our dog Kaiser by the name Amel. He does it so often and so obnoxiously that Bill has taken to impersonating him and every time he gets done he says the same thing - "It's Kaiser, not Amel, you jackass". I can't wait to puppy shop. I promise I will only bring one home.