PUKING BLOOD BECAUSE OF THE HYPOCRICY

Imus: 'When will Sharpton apologize to the Duke LaCrosse players?'

Imus Fights Back!: 'These bastards went after me. They got me. But they didn't catch me asleep'... Says MSNBC 'unethical'... (Drudge Report)

Kurt Vonnegut, RIP

This Guy Makes Me Wish I Was Available

My friend and I were recently searching Craig's List. I think we found the perfect guy for her. Here is a list of 100 qualities in a woman/girl this particular guy is looking for (misspellings included). My personal favorites are #6, 13, 46, 63, 70 and 93.

So my friends and I decided to come up with lists of qualities we were looking for in someone of the opposite sex. Here's mine.
1. No kids
2. Educated
3. Able to support herself finacially
4. Independent
5. Can make her own decisions
6. Doesn't have to talk to her mom everyday
7. Must like dogs
8. Be at least 23
9. Likes to have sex
10. Committed to being fit
11. Reads books
12. Not anorexic
13. Comfortble with me being short
14. Has a sense of humor
15. Doesn't take everything I say personally
16. Doesn't cry easily
17. Not easily offended
18. Willing to play X-Box
19. Gets high or is comfortable with me getting high
20. Doesnt' get totally wasted every time they go out
21. Trustworthy and loyal
22. Can handle watching an action or comic book movie
23. Comfortable with own sexuality
24. Mentally stable
25. Accepts my passion for Star Wars
26. Action figures do not have to have their own room
27. No vegitarians or vegans
28. Like people I respect
29. Must be well groomed
30. Doesn't live with her parents
31. Likes concerts
32. Dependable
33. Doesn't gross out easily
34. Swallows
35. Good teeth
36. No V.D.
37. Assertive
38. Confident
39. Doesn't like to go clubbing
40. No handicapped signs
41. Monogomus
42. No uggs
43. Not trendy
44. No drama
45. All natural
46. No extra beef, not beat up (in the vaginal area)
47. No "drug" problems
48. No gambling freaks
49. Showers regularly
50. Doesn't wear so much make up that it has to be washed off with a fire hose
51. No continuous P.D.A.s
52. Not the jealous type
53. Likes to watch movies
54. Not extremely messy
55. Doesn't wear spandex
56. Affectionate
57. No hippies
58. Eats more meat thatn just chicken
59. Not overly materialistic
60. Doesn't push me to be religious
61. No shaved heads
62. Must be able to watch hockey and football
63. Won't expect me to wear a belt
64. No nagging
65. No constant whining
66. Not bitchy
67. Values my opinion
68. Supportive
69. Can't be an extremely girly girl
70. Has friends
71. Doesn't count calories
72. Wears clothes that fit her body type
73. Good personal hygiene
74. Capable of sharing thoughts, feelings, and emotions
75. Knows what she wants
76. Will make the first move
77. Will let me know how she feels about me
78. Romantic at heart
79. Can keep confidences
80. Good kisser
81. Appreciates when I do nice things
82. Doesnt' like to fight
83. Accepts that gym time is a non-negotiable quantity (preferably works out with me)
84. Has some weirdness
85. Makes me laugh
86. Plays board, card, or trivia games
87. Always says good game after slapping someone on the ass
88. Doesn't go to bed angry
89. Wouldn't go on a reality show
90. Drinks beer
91. Likes grilled food
92. Can have fun not going out
93. Thinks about things logically a majority of the time
94. Not obsessed with celebrities
95. Not a hypochondriac
96. Likes to go on field trips
97. Likes my wardrobe or at least doesn't want to change it
98. Not selfish
99. Will do nice things for me
100. No high fives

You can see his full profile with picture right here.

The Head Tilt Just Kills Me

Kaiser does this head tilt when he hears animals on TV.

Baby's Got Blood

This kid is so right. Blood is not funny. (Thanks Dooce)

AFI's website has some great lists from its 100 years 100 movies section. Here are a few:
100 Most Inspiring
100 Greatest Movie Quotes
100 Greatest Songs
100 Greatest Heroes & Villains

Other lists of 100 greatest:
Love Stories
Thrillers
Comedies
Screen Legends

Downward Facing Dog – Literally

This is really funny and yet surprisingly sweet.

Here is my latest find for Bill from Zappos. They have free overnight shipping right now. I also love this pair.

Can You Guess Which Two

Target has some really cute casual dresses for summer. I picked up two of them last night. If it would just warm up I could wear one. Also, a little color would be nice as well.

Not Better Than Cookie Dough Egg Rolls - But Close

I made these brownies from Trader Joe's tonight. Holy crap, they are so delicious. The mix is made with dutch coco and the brownies taste more like dark chocolate than milk chocolate. They are amazing.

Definition Of Displaced Embarrassment

This might be the worst case I have ever had. And I don't even watch him sing, just looking at him makes me uncomfortable.

It's My Flor-in-a-Box

From shelterrific: Look what’s landed in Target’s home department: Flor! It’s called Flor-in-a-Box and you get six carpet tiles for $60. That’s enough for a pretty good sized area rug or a hallway runner. Nice price

Just The Boys

I was going through some of our archived photos today and came across this one of Bill and Alex from last summer.

For The Daring Young Lady

I found these tops at oh my that’s awesome. LOOK CLOSELY. When you want to be pretty but keep your tongue sharp, just go get this shirt, or this one, or this awesome one and let the delicate embroidery say it for you.

Sending Good Thoughts

UPDATE: Ben Smith Got It Wrong. Click to read. Edwards campaign going strong. Unfortunately, Elizabeth's cancer has returned.

El-Li-Et

Remember Elliott Yamin from the last season of American Idol? He was and is my favorite. Check out Elliott’s My Space Page. His album was released today. I think he sounds amazing and looks great with long hair.

Problem Solved

Thanks to Outblush for posting this. If you click on the site below you can watch a demonstration on how they work. You will be amazed at this simple little invention that helps you say goodbye to those embarrassing gaps on your favorite blouse or sweater with the No See 'ems ($13) by Bug Catcherz. These simple reinforced closures eliminates the gap with a reinforced double-sided stick that easily fits around and behind a button, giving you a smooth tailored fit.

ATTENTION - I JUST FOUND AN ENTIRE COLLECTION OF THESE TYPES OF PRODUCTS AT Bug Catcherz.

Today's Delight

I just found these cards at Delight. I have seen box sets before but none were this cute. It's a set of 40 cards designed for every occasion you most certainly need to send - or give - a card. Frantic trips to the card store not included.40 cards and 42 envelopes in a sturdy white box; 100% post consumer paper; $5 FLAT RATE SHIPPING

"I Want To Remember Who These People Are And What They Meant To Me, What They Mean To Me. They're Real."

So I am about five minutes into A Guide To Recognizing Your Saints and I had to stop the movie. I started to search for reviews because I had only briefly heard of it. I found this from MiraJeff at Ain’t It Cool:

Greetings AICN, MiraJeff here with A Guide To Recognizing Your Saints, the impressive feature debut from writer-director Dito Montiel who gives his own memoir the big screen treatment. The film won Montiel the Best Director award at this year’s Sundance Film Festival, and as far as I’m concerned Sundance knows what it’s doing when anointing the next director to watch. Remember the previous year’s winner was Jeff Feurzeig who crafted the superb documentary The Devil and Daniel Johnston, which joins AGTRYS as one of the top ten films released so far this year.

So the lights went down, the screen lit up, and the camera slowly focused on Dianne Wiest, making an emotional phone call to her adult son, pleading with him to come home and take his stubborn father, Monty (Chazz Palmintieri), to the hospital. I swear to God, right then and there, I turned to my roommate and said “I am going to love this movie.” It literally took 30 seconds to hit me, 30 seconds to leave its mark on me forever. Honestly, it was the same knowing feeling I felt when I walked out of Crash last April.

I TOTALLY AGREE - something about Dianne Wiest and something even more about Robert Downey Jr. in the first five minutes of this movie just hits you.

John Kerry and Bruce - Madison 2004

Angie, Alex and I are in this picture.